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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
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Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...