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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...