A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...