Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...