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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.