With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...