It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...