I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...