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Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
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Piano jokes
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Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...