Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...