Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...