Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...