He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...