Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...