yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...