A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...