Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...