Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...