Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...