Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...