Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....