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Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
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Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Possible IBM acronyms
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A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
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