Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...