Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...