I have bad news
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You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
She is angry at you
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On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...