Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...