Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...