Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...