Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...