Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...