Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!