Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...