Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...