The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...