NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...