Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...