Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...