Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...