Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...