Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!