Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Choo-Choo!
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Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...