Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...