A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...