Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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