Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.