Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...