Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...