Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...