TGIF On Shirts
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My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
What’s up Pussycat!
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Catching the bear
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For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...