My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...