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Tell me what I am
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Mouse Tse Tung!
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Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
A woman’s seminars
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