Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...