Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.