A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...