Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...