Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...