The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...