Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...