Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...